Meeting my favorite band memberMe: Will you sign this?
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
i fucking love trent reznor’s twitter
because you can find things like this
or even this
and my personal favourites:
and then i realize he’s one of the most influential musicians of all time
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
finding really good equipment
Literally gen 1 pokemon
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
look at how happy this little shit looks while he’s talking about a double homicide
if this isnt how my love life starts i will be extremely disappointed
somebody spent at least half an hour of their life on this